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charlesoberonn:

If Andrew Hussie wrote the Harry Potter series Harry would’ve used the fucking liquid luck and time turner to kill Voldemort.

Except it’s not actually Voldemort, it’s a construct meant to resemble voldemort which Tom Riddle won after creating a timeloop in which he provided the magic for his own mother’s love potion and created a super powerful snake which he later turned into his beloved pet. And also Wizards have 9 kinds of romance and half of the cast are now centaurs.

babylonsabby:

illburnbeforeyouburyme:

cruelkid:

stop-hammerkind:

alittlebitofshipping:

novakian:

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cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

"Billy needs therapy"

I literally started crying

”He doesn’t like the salad. It reminds him of death.”

And now the weather.

(Source: videohall)

ask-irl-foxy asked:

Y̙̤̹̕͝ò̝̬̝̻͕̖̪͟u̶̘̺͘ ̶̣̠͎̯͟͝s͏̱̠͡e͉e̯̭̬̥̪͓m̵̷̙̤̝̮̗̻͎̕ ҉͖̭̳̳̲̰͓ţ̶̞̺͍̜̳̹ó͏̢͓̳̝͎ ̢̫͖͓̳̳̩̗̼̜b̦ḛ̶͈̠̺͔͜͟ ̳̫̖̼a̼̲͟ ̗̲͔ͅf̟͔͔͝ą̵̫̱̗̭̞͉ͅn̨̛̻̮̫̙͘. A̮͚̖͟r͏̛̣͈̦̺͈̜̝͉͝e̳̙̝ ̛͚̦̳̝̯̹̥̮y͈͈͈͘͡o̜̱̲͍͔̗̞̞u͈͓͕̻͍̝̺̮͓͜ ̧͖̫̗͚̮̬̗̀R̪̣͓̼̰e̱a̢̫͓̜̖̩̪̘ḏ̸̖͕̙y̢̼ ̧͚̪͎̩̻̩̺͜͞f̮͔̪̀̀ơ̛̭̩r̹̱̭̭ ̨̦̤̼̙̯͇̺̻̦͢t̞̥̝̞̺̥̗h͇̬͇ȩ̝̠̠̠̯͡ ̵̢̫̞̳̘F̜̪̱̙̬̣̞̩̕ͅR̷̗͕͍͇̼̩͓͘E̸̙̠̠̳͠͞D̛͙̞̤D҉͖Y҉͉̯͚?̲̟

I’m not sure I’m ready now.

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