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Anonymous asked:


*guessing you meant the no limit thing*
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
Never even had it, so no.
4.What’s your religion?
I don’t really have one. I don’t believe in God but I can’t prove there isn’t one, and I believe there is a Somewhere after life… I haven’t really thought about it really.









caliborn is such a weird fucking creep ugh

You realize this is really out of character, and Hussie is doing this to bump up his self image, and its working, right?

hussie specifically making a blatantly misogynistic character for no real good reason other than to make that an attribute of the villain (which is suuuuch a tired character trait uuuugh) and having another character say something that contradicts his typically oblivious and aloof personality throws off the storyline (if homestuck can even qualify for having one) and serves only as instant gratification from the fans to the white male author, and totally renders the point he supposedly was trying to make moot because instead of actually shedding light on the frequency of objectification and invalidation of female characters in media now he’s getting credit for being some great open minded anti-misogynistic guy! y’know, despite the fact he created a super misogynistic character for no real reason other than to perpetuate popular media that contains misogynistic characters and elements? y’know, the average viewer who is unaware and uneducated on rampant misogyny is just going to take caliborn’s behavior as normal, hussie isn’t being some brave and progressive author here.

this is a ploy, i basically just repeated everything nicolette said but yeah im really bothered by this


Out of character? Really? 















I mean, look at this shit.

How the hell would you react if you saw someone playing shitty story book with your best friends? 

Those aren’t just girls that Caliborn is playing house with, those are his friends. Some are his direct family (Hell, he still associates Jane with his Nana), one is a very close friend of his who he cares a lot about, and one is a girl he just met and made friends with.

John is a character that is quick to emote, even if the stuff he’s emoting about is fucking stupid. When he found out that his dad was a normal business man he freaked out. When he found out that Gushers were a Betty Crocker product he freaked out. When he found out that Davesprite broke up with Jade and then proceeded to mock his dead father HE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He freaked out in an entirely different way when he was reunited with his friends, some of which he had only known for a day, all of which he hadn’t heard from in three years. The guy he knows for a day and didn’t see for three years is stabbed and he freaks out. 

The point is that John isn’t aloof.

Couple his hotheadedness with the fact that his friends (oh yeah, remember when friendship made him reconsider flying off to his death. Or the time he made his friend look good in her paradox mother’s eyes because he knew she deserved it. Or all the things Vriska convinced him to do because friendship? Or maybe when he kissed a friend’s dead corpse because it was the only way to revive her dreamself? Or when he refused to jump on the meteor with all his other friends because he didn’t want to leave Jade alone by herself?) are being insulted and used in some creepy way by someone he can’t even see? OF COURSE HE WOULD FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

As for Caliborn, have you heard some thirteen year old boys lately? Not all of them, just the little shitheads who thinks they’re hot (like the ones you can find screaming into your headphones during COD, calling you a faggot). You know what they do? They treat women like shit. You know why? No? Most of the time it’s because they can get away with it, there’s usually a female figure at home that they’re allowed to walk all over, or a female figure that intimidates them so they have to pretend that they are able to walk all over them. 

I wonder where we can find one of those. 


Someone he has a particular sort of animosity toward…


maybe even someone who intimidates him mentally, or who is more talented or liked then him…

Oh where oh where could this mystery girl be


Clearly Caliborn has utterly no reason to viciously attack and demean women to the point that he sees them fit only as sexual partners.

Caliborn’s misogyny is never depicted in a good light. If anything, it is there to nail down the fact that Caliborn is really fucking dumb. He’s stupid and lucky, and soon to be very powerful which are not things that should be melded together.

If anything, Caliborn is the PERFECT personification of the 12 year old on a headset during COD who keeps sniping you in the head. The misogyny doesn’t feel random, it feels like that loud mouth kid who doesn’t understand half the words he’s screaming into your ear while he goes around and shoots everything in sight, teammate or not. 

He is a chaotic brat without the maturity to understand the full scope of his actions or his words.

And just because a writer makes a straw misogynist, doesn’t mean the writing is inherently bad. See: Firefly, PMMM, Mulan, Wonder Woman, Star Trek, Doctor Who (early years), AVATAR THE LAST FUCKING AIRBENDER. 

Look, Hussie can be a piece of shit sometimes. I have followed the comic for years and this I’ve learned. I’m not defending him here. Maybe he did it for asspats, maybe he did it because it’s in character, or maybe he did it for the same reasons the writers above did. I don’t particularly care. But if you’re going to bash the actions of the characters, at least make an attempt to understand the characters beforehand.

^^^^^^^^thank you


















….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…

Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.

Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess

Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!

Captain Mouse Lone Panther

Captain Lipstick Miss Crow

Captain Wall Crow Wolf

Captain Box Pacific Kite

Captain Mug Thor Cat

Captain Glitter Galaxy Tiger

Captain Remote Galaxy Shark

Captain Sock Godzilla Bird

Captain Purse Galaxy Hedgehog…???

Captain Controller Galaxy Cat.. B)

Captain Stress Ball Avengers Manatee

Captain Paperclip Dragon Dog.

Captain Paper Corpse Panda

No limit

  • 1.Kissed a girl?

  • 2.Kissed a boy?

  • 3.Had sex in public?

  • 4.What’s your religion?

  • 5.What does your URL mean?

  • 6.Reason you joined tumblr?

  • 7.Do you have any nicknames?

  • 8.Do you like bubble bath?

  • 9.Kissed in the rain?

  • 10.Dyed your hair?

  • 11.Soup or salad?

  • 12.Vegetable or meat?

  • 13.Go out drinking?

  • 14.Smoke cigarettes?

  • 15.Smoke weed?

  • 16.Do any hard drugs?

  • 17.Have you had sex today?

  • 18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

  • 19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

  • 20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

  • 21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?

  • 22.Tried to commit suicide?

  • 23.The last time you felt broken?

  • 24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?

  • 25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

  • 26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?

  • 27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?

  • 28.Do you sing in the shower?

  • 29.Do you dance in the car?

  • 30.Where were you yesterday?

  • 31.Ever used a bow and arrow?

  • 32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

  • 33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

  • 34.Is Christmas stressful?

  • 35.Favorite type of fruit pie?

  • 36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

  • 37.Do you believe in ghosts?

  • 38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

  • 39.Take a vitamin daily?

  • 40.Wear slippers?

  • 41.Wear a bath robe?

  • 42.What do you wear to bed?

  • 43.Do you want to get married?

  • 44.Can you curl your tongue?

  • Relationship preference:

  • 45.How many relationships have you had?

  • 46.How can I win your heart?

  • 47.what makes a great relationship?

  • 48.Shy OR open?

  • 50.Religious OR non-religious?

  • 51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?

  • 52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?

  • 53.Piercings OR no piercings?

  • 54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?

  • 55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?

  • ask me these, please? :


When The Gigapause Ends



can we have some sort of rule that you cant post spoilers for at least two days so that gives everyone a chance to read it and that way I can cram as much as mentally possible before getting bombarded with amazing shit

i second this. seriously think about how their servers are going to handle this. someone people are going to be able to see more than others before it dies, so give everyone a good enough berth to read it spoiler free, I think that’s only fair!

Real Men Wear Tights Chapter 11




SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS. Chapter 11 (which is actually chapter 10 because Intermission) is now up. It’s a huge chapter with an absolute metric ton of art from Jove, and we could not possibly be more excited with the results. Go give it a read!



Look! It’s here! It’s out! Go read it!

Reblogging for the Day Crew, with bonus super cute doodle from Jove! Look forward to the high-res versions of panels and comics soon! Enjoy~


Late nights with me, probably part one because this might happen a lot

So, I tried drawing the Titles of Legend (which is by a lovely person I will tag when it’s not four in the morning) that I suggested. I couldn’t find the list, so I simply drew these two. The King of War and the Spirit of Madness, with what I think the symbol would be and what their hat/hood would look like. *Spirit hood casting a shadow on their face, probably going to try fixing it later when I’m not tired*

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